He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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