Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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