we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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