She went from zero to smokin in five shots
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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