I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Randomize
