VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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