You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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