How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
