She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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