Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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