I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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