I'm going to jail i love you
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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