garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So drunk its hurt
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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