Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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