everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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