Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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