I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
