is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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