Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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