Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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