Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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