dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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