i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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