Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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