Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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