No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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