Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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