ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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