Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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