there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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