maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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