East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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