i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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