So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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