i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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