he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
soo... how was my night?
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