david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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