Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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