it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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