And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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