You don't have asthma, your pregnant
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
apparently the secret to your success is patron
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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