I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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