Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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