I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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