whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
As shirtless as possible
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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