Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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