I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
PANTIES FOUND
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