Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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