"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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