If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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