Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
